Lancre Cup X: The Final

I wasn't in this month's final, but I did make third place! Here's a transcript of the match review, Dregruk vs. LostLotheria

Lancre Cup X

The Final- Sil-y-Bugghirs

The Refugees of Lost Lotheria versus The Militaristic Dominion of Dregruk

The Clash of the Titans
‘Mwahahaha!’- Dregruk
‘If we win this, will someone give us a country?’- LostLotheria

‘Get out of my way, you bunch of losers’
Someone then whispered something to the Dregruk captain.
‘What do you mean they’re the other team! They’re just a bunch of refugees… Oh. Good luck then chaps’

‘I saw the LostLotheria team earlier’ The Dregruk captain said in the pre-match press conference, ‘And they are the biggest bunch of losers that Lancre could possibly conjure up to face us in the final!’
‘We’re just here you know’
‘Well done. Good. By the way, if you don’t have a country whereabouts do you spend your time?’
‘Well, we spend a good couple of months in the main terminal of BAX airport, you know, in Bestiville?’
‘Right…’

I suppose it was quite a surprise for everyone in Lancre that Lost Lotheria had made it through to the final. They weren’t exactly a professional team, afterall.

The match started with a bang. This bang was followed by a scream. This bang was then investigated and turned out to be a Dregruk player who was preparing some explosives, and they’d gone off in his face.
‘Ow’ the player said.
‘Serves you right…’ A LostLotheria player said.
He was then held down by several of the Dregruk team and covered with Armoured Scorpions.

‘I’ve just about had enough with this cup’ the BLF president said, starting to go into “Mad BLF president” mode, ‘We have a really badly burnt player, and a really badly stung player. Could things get much worse…’

They could. Dregruk were in an even more cheating mode than usual, and possessed Mallets and giant machine guns. These were used with painful consequences.

However, LostLotheria scored an awesome three goals in the first half and looked like they’d won it.
Guess what happened in the second half though.
Come on, guess. It was slightly like what happened to AC Milan last night.

The new champions of Lancre are Dregruk. What is the world coming to?

The game ended LostLotheria 3 Dregruk 5




Final results:
1st- Dregruk
2nd- LostLotheria
3rd- Sirocco

Highest scoring team- Dregruk
Bestiville award for sheer Crappiness- Rachels Insanity, SAF, Hoge and Blu-tac