My First Impressions Of The NationStates 2 Beta

SPOILER WARNING: I'll be going into some detail about things I've encountered in NationStates 2 like issues and such. If you don't want to know about it, you may not want to read any further. This isn't a review for NationStates 2 as such, more of a series of musings.

NationStates 2 has been released in beta form for about two weeks now, so I'm going to have a brief look at the various aspects of this game and give my general opinion on what's good, what's bad, what could be improved, etc.

OK, let's make our way down the sidebar. First up are issues:

Issues

NationStates 2 issues are quite, quite different from NS1 issues:

NS1 issues are heavy on satire and looking at how different people have different opinions on what should be done on a wide range of topical issues.

NS2 issues are much more slanted to the wacky side of issues than anything else... the other day I had an issue about a crimewave of attacks by ninjas which, amusing as the idea is, is difficult to take seriously. You can't really impose your own morals on a premise so silly.

I've got about seven issues in my pile (there's no 'dismiss all' button. Maybe there will be in the future, I rather hope so.) so let's take a look at one of them:

"Jailing people for pot, is like... bad."

The Hebdomadal Gabfest Editorial: As more and more marijuana users are fined and jailed, our editors ask, "Is marijuana possession a criminal offense?" We interview The Hebdomadal Gabfest's top authorities on the subject.

"Marijuana use is a disease, not a crime" asserts noted physyician Doctor Danny. "Decriminalize this 'pot' and increase the health budget to steady our people when they stumble.".

[Accept]

"Dude, marijuana isn't a disease, it's a path to enlightenment!" says noted Libertarian Alex Truberg. "Make it legal and take some of these cop pigs off the streets, man. What I do to my body is my... wait, what was I talking about?"

[Accept]

"We need to beef up our police force to deal with this growing crime spree. Marijuana is illegal for a reason." says Drug Elimination Agency Officer Irons. "It affects people's memories, and makes them paranoid. If we don't nip this in the bud, they could form some kind of druggy army and kill us all!"

[Accept]

[Dismiss The Issue]

Before I talk about the contents, I have a few small remarks to make about presentation: the options don't have 1., 2., and 3. before them and there's not much to separate the options from the issue description but an [Accept] button. It doesn't look as neat and clear as NS1 issues do when it should look better.

Few things to note: my nation in NS2 is called Meticulous Care and its newspaper is The Hebdomadal Gabfest.

This particular issue isn't so bad, you've got a for, an against, and a compromise (which comes as the first option - an unusual place to put it. Ideally you want to make the most direct solutions the first ones read an- never mind, I'll be here forever), but I think the issue description could have been done differently.

The Hebdomadal Gabfest Editorial: As more and more marijuana users are fined and jailed, our editors ask, "Is marijuana possession a criminal offense?" We interview The Hebdomadal Gabfest's top authorities on the subject.

This description seems a tad clumsy to me. "Is marijuana possession a criminal offense?" Well, for that particular nation the question's been answered earlier in the same sentence where it points out that possessors have been fined and jailed. The question should have been "Should marijuana possession be a criminal offense?" but even then, there's no good explanation why it's even being brought up. Why is the government interviewing the newspaper's authorities? It makes no sense. If I were to write this description, it would have been something like this:

The pro-marijuana organisation 'My Body, My Choice' has been at the centre of debates on recreational drug use after they accidentally set their clubhouse on fire during a 'conference'. The Hebdomadal Gabfest has used this to highlight their latest editorial on whether marijuana should be legal or not.

There, it's clear as to the issue and it even includes the national newspaper (which is used profusely in NS2 issues for some reason). It has the added bonus of being ambiguous as to whether recreational drug use is legal or not. This means that you can take any stance on it and still get the issue later if you change your mind. If it's affirmed that it's already illegal, then countries where marijuana use is legal won't be able to get it.

While the NS2 issues aren't bad, they're still not very good and I think they could definitely be improved.

National Summary

Here's my national summary for Meticulous Care:

The Allied States of Meticulous Care is a huge, moderately restrictive nation, remarkable for its harmony between citizens and politicians. Its population of 67.55 million citizens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion. The average national tax rate is 28.00%.

A multitude of tap, swing, and hip-hop schools have added classes for the lesser primates. Air-freshener salesmen peddle their wares to fish-scented patrons. Doctors are known to prescribe nothing but anti-biotics. Drilling structures tower over the land. It's rumored that gangsters have been thanking cement manufacturers for their quality production of "shoes." Sports cars have been spotted peeling rubber on the roads.

Lack of food has made the Atclan starvation diet all the rage. Nudity has lost a lot of its appeal due to the abundance of flesh from the clothes shortage... or maybe it's just the frostbite. With such a dire shortage of medical supplies many mothers are delivering at funeral homes to save on transportation costs. The country has become famous for its well stocked silos of materials feeding industries all that they require. Housefires are up 240% as the black-outs have households returning to candle light. Highly skilled professionals are quitting their jobs and becoming fast-food drones as the transportation shortage makes commuting impossible. More and more elite officers are graduating from military training. The country is known for its new renaissance of entertainment art.

Meticulous Care's fearless leader resides in the nation's capital of Juniper City, making grand decisions typically with a pet slime beast curled-up on the carpet.

Meticulous Care was built upon the blood of bureaucrats, pen–pushers, and narrow–minded busybodies everywhere. Their skulls make up the great throne in the Palace of Dread in Juniper City. Blood–curdling screams are a constant reminder of the danger that lurks round every corner.

Please visit the gift shop!

Meticulous Care was founded on the 20th of August, 2008.

Meticulous Care became Moderator of Blanchfield on the 25th of August, 2008.

All in all, it's not bad! One problem though is that because NS2 has two sidebars at both sides of the screen, all the text is squashed into mammoth paragraphs. It's a little off-putting. One obvious boon though is that you can add your own paragraphs to the nation's description (mine's the one that begins 'Meticulous Care was built on...') which is really liberating, and the roleplayers are going to love it. I also like that other notable events in your nation's history are inserted automatically (see the last two lines in the description). Looking at the second paragraph, I notice they put a hyphen into antibiotics. Whoops. There're a few other typos, but I'm not here to nit-pick. Moving on.

Dossier

The dossier is very good, you can order nations by name, last login, population, etc. which I approve of. No complaints here, though it would be nice if it had the little header explaining what the dossier is for, like in NS1 for the benefit of new players. I have noticed that a lot of the features don't have much explanation with them except through the blue question mark buttons.

Telegrams

This feature needs more work. At the moment there is no option for deleting telegrams (single or multiple), or blocking senders. In NationStates 1, you're presented with the option to send telegrams the moment you view another nation. In NationStates 2, you have to click 'Send [whomever] a telegram' which is tucked away in the sidebar. I think it's a shame that in a political simulator (and politics is, at its most fundamental, persuading through communications) that this essential feature isn't more prominent.

Trade

I like trade in NationStates 2 very much. Here's the trade FAQ for those wanting to follow what I'm about to say.

The trade page is broken up into sections so here's a rundown:

Trade news

The latest information about what trade relations you've made. Tellaria just set me to partner.

Trade relations

This shows you what trade relations you have with other nations. I'm neutral with everyone at the moment so there's nothing here, but you can rearrange nations in this list by name, population, etc.

Your GDP vs. Your Set Trade Relations

This shows you your nation's Gross Domestic Product in comparison with nations you've got trade relations with.

Others' Trade Status to you

This shows a list of other nations' trade status to your own nation.

Your GDP vs. Nations with Trade Relations Set to You

This show's your nation's GDP in relation to nations who have trade relations to you.

Trades

This tells you what the latest trades your nation made with a little clipboard symbol bearing either a plus or a minus at the side to show whether you made a surplus or a deficit with the trade. Mine are mostly minuses though my cement industry appears to be flourishing. Go cement!

There's also a number of clipboards showing how many goods you yourself consumed before trading. Mine includes this:

'You consumed 3.00 million units of your own dancing monkeys to satisfy food.'

I'm not sure what to think of that.

Total Goods Produced Yesterday

A list of the goods produced and a line graph indicating how much of each has been made over time.

Surplus After Trade

This shows which industries have a surplus after trade and how much.

And that's it for trade. There's a lot of information there but it's presented in a manner which is, quite frankly, only half-comprehensible.

Most of the information is parlayed through line graphs with no explanation as to what the numbers on the axes represent. Only so many lines are visible and no explanation is given to why these lines are shown and others are not. Another problem is that often the lines for different things are the same colour so there's no way to tell which is which without hovering over the nametag at the bottom. The numbers also use commas instead of decimal points ($13,85 instead of $13.85 for instance) which makes no sense to me at all.

Trade in NS2 is done top-level management style with no micromanagement which I approve of. It sets NS2 apart from other trade simulators which, unless you're pretty canny, will burn you alive in Statistics Hell. So I like trade, but it needs better presentation.

Economy

Again, this section is split into sections, so I'll guide us through:

Government Spending by Branch

Wow! A pie chart! I can understand that, well enough, though it's still got the whole commas-instead-of-decimal-points thing. This section shows what percentage of your budget is going towards different departments. I like this a lot, it means I can keep track of where my government's funding is being wasted most. Which is... healthcare and welfare right now.

Yesterday's Cash Flow

This shows how much money is being put into trades, if I'm right.

Money available for trade: 45.49 million electronic walnuts
Money remaining after trades: 0.00 million electronic walnuts

All of it, by the looks of things.

Total Needs Yesterday

Shows how much demand there is within my nation for verious amenities (food, clothing, energy, etc.).

Unsatisfied Needs Yesterday

Shows how much unsatisfied demand for various amenities there is in my nation. Right now there's a lot.

Yesterday's Average Market Price for Goods

This shows how much goods are going for by value of your nation's currency (which will always be represented by the dollar sign [$]). A brief glance at the list indicates that automobiles are the most valuable asset on the world market currently, whilst we're all practically drowning in ballistics (or at least, that no-one wants them). The second worst is... cement! NOOOOOO-

Anyway. Looking at these last sections, I can't help but think that they're more useful to decisions you're making when dealing with trade. Do you really want to have to swap between both pages while doing that? It makes more sense to me to put them all together. Also, it'd be helpful if you could rearrange the goods by value, name, etc. for easy reference.

Alliances

Ah, alliances. Alliances is where NS2 really comes to the fore as the possibilities here are endless. This is where the core gameplay exists.

Alliances are like NS1 regions: nations come together, bound by a common interest usually, and build up an organisation with laws and diplomatic relations aimed at furthering its interest. It'll be interesting to see which alliances become the strongest.

Alliances can be of two types: alliances and continents. Nations on the same continent are brought together simply by geographical closeness.

Continents are like NS1 regions. When you create your nation, it gets plonked in a random continent on a random world (mine is World 3). Continents have a description, forum, an elected moderator (like a delegate in NS1) and that's about it.

The continent I'm on is called Blanchfield (Lord knows why) and with some prompting I've encouraged other Blanchfield nations to get to know each other so we can create a proper alliance (which we have done now). The alliance is just getting on its feet, but let's take a look.

The alliance is called The Dyriiad Federation as its HQ is based in the capital of the alliance's founder, Theyst.

Alliances are highly customisable, much more so than continents, which is really wonderful. So let's take a look at what makes an alliance:

Name

Obviously.

Description

Here you can write up what your alliance is all about. Blanchfield simply has 'Blanchfield is a continent of contrast.' for now (oldtime NSers should get the reference).

Forum

Individual alliances all have their own in-game forums which is really great, it's something that many have been hoping for in NS2. They're simplistic, but good enough for most I should think.

Alliance News

Shows the latest happenings in the alliance (members joining, rank changes, etc.)

Alliance History

Lets you record anything about the alliance's history that you want.

Nominations

Some ranks (which I'll elaborate on later) are elected positions. You can nominate yourself, or endorse someone else's nomination here.

Alliance Laws

This is where those with the power can write up the rules for members to abide by, much like writing up WA proposals for the World Assembly in NS1 but less onerous. Laws are proposed, and then voted upon. If they get more FOR votes than AGAINST votes then they're passed and take pride of place in the list of enacted laws. This is a great way for alliances to acquire their own distinctive flavour.

Alliance Ranks

This shows what ranks members may have. The ranks are fully customisable (by whoever has a rank that lets them customise ranks anyway) so different ranks have different powers within the alliance from inviting new members to promoting/demoting members of lower ranks or editing the alliance's description.

In short, I like alliances, which is good because they're just about the most important feature of NationStates 2. I don't know if this has been addressed or not, but it would be good if there was a page that allowed you to read all enacted laws at the same time without having to click on each one and read them separately. My one major gripe though is that alliances don't have messageboards like NS1. The forums are all well and good, but they're not as immediate as messageboards are. To put it simply, forums are like meetings and messageboards are like conversations. They're more casual and therefore more accessible. I think messageboards would be a good complement to alliance forums.

Espionage

Meticulous Care is not an ambassador nation, so I don't know much about how espionage works in the NationStates 2 beta.

Browse Nations

A list of all nations in your world. You can rearrange the list according to name, population, GDP, etc. but there is no search function which is quite annoying. I'm sure that will be sorted at some point though.

Diplomacy

This page shows what diplomatic relations you have with other nations, what diplomatic relations other nations have with you, and the latest changes in diplomatic relations.

But what is diplomacy in NS2? It's basically a measurement of how friendly nations are with each other. You can be White (ally), Green (peaceful), Blue (neutral), Yellow (alert), Orange (hostile). At some point there will also be Red and Black which will be there for NS2's war function (which is yet to come). Diplomatic Statuses besides White, Red, and Black are purely there for public show, or, diplomacy. Neat, huh?

I like the diplomacy in NS2, it's very accessible.

And that's it for the sidebar. I'll look at two more things before I give my Grand Conclusion *fanfare*

Nation creation

I liked the nation creation system. It was like NS1's except better. More initial questions, and more things to customise: you can pick a national newspaper, a predominant terrain, and, at last!, a capital city. One thing that is puzzling is that you have to be an ambassador to have a custom flag. I don't know why you'd have to pay to do something in NS2 that you could do in NS1 for free. Shouldn't it be the other way round? But nevertheless, I do like the nation creation system.

I'd like to see you be able to create a name for your national leader and perhaps even supply a picture. That would be neat.

Presentation

NS2 is styled in a more complicated way than NS1 but it suits it. I really like the artwork by Karl Tiedemann. It's absolutely perfect for the game.

Grand Conclusion

I like NationStates 2 a lot, but there's definite room for improvement. Some features are very good but need more work (alliances for instance), and some features are sorely lacking (search functions). I'm sure NS2 will be great once it's out of the beta stage, but I do have some concerns about how playable some aspects of the game are going to be in the long run. I'm not sure what the point of the commendations and trophies are either. Surely they're just two words for the same thing?

I also think worlds should have more interesting names than World 1, World 2, etc. It's hard to grow a community around something with such an uninspiring moniker.

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There we go, now some smaller news:

NationStates 2 released another 4000 beta keys, which means more players. Expect even more to be released soon!

There is a new NationStates 1 issue.

More first impressions of NationStates 2 from regulars of the NationStates 1 General forum.

AND OH MY GOD FORUM 7 IS BACK.

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Beta Keys

Hello everyone, I've been terribly busy recently. SAAS buggered up my student loans application, so now I may have to wait three weeks to get it processed. Also, the bank sent me a new card which promptly either got lost in the post or stolen by a bastard postman. It's been a fun few weeks, certainly.

Anyway.

There's been a lot of fuss over these keys because people have been too excited to read. So here's how to get a beta key:

1. Pre-register your NS1 nation.

2. Cross your fingers and wait patiently.

That's it. The beta keys are handed out RANDOMLY so don't kick and scream because you haven't been given one. The idea is that more and more keys will be handed out as time passes and the site is debugged and improved.

In other news, the NationStates 2 forums have been rejiggered into an arrangement that actually makes sense.

I am also working on a new issue for NS1 (if you're wondering, I have nothing to do with the issues in NationStates 2). Events have delayed me from touching it these last two weeks but I'll get on it soon.

I'm a bit dozy right now so my take on NationStates 2 as it is so far will have to wait until the next post.

NationStates 2 Invite-Only Beta Launches

Yes, NationStates 2 is one step closer to a baying public! Those who applied to be on the beta now have a chance of taking part in the game in its (still early) stages. Remember that the game isn't finished yet and new features are still being added.

A random five hundred applicants will be given keys to access the game. Remember to make sure you register with the e-mail address in your NS1 settings or you won't be able to use the nation name you (presumably) registered. Those, like the dunce I am, who already made this mistake will have to wait for the admins to fix this for us.

Gradually, more people will be invited until the open beta is launched. Then, soon, the game will be complete, excepting the odd enhancement and bug fix every now and again.

NationStates 2 Blog announcement

I've created a nation called Meticulous Care until I can get Sirocco. I'll maybe post my views and comments on NS2 within the next few days. In the meanwhile, check out the new NationStates 2 FAQ. It is very exciting.

NationStates YouTube Video Round-Up

NationStates, being a text-based game, does not exactly lend itself to the creative thinking that goes into making YouTube videos.

Nevertheless, there are those that have tried.

Cordova - A Memory: I am not entirely sure what all this is about, but the sad mournful music accompanied by pictures of handsome young men, various images from NationStates, forum posts, and other random images gives an effect which is oddly hilarious.

Hitler vs. Raiders: your founder can't help you now.

NationStates Issues Commentary: this is genuinely interesting (to me at least), one of our users, Kushin Los, has decided to document the progress of his nation on video camera by reading issues aloud and evaluating his decision. It's rather odd to hear something you've written being recited by a complete stranger half a world away. Check them out, just don't expect the video to be as interesting as the audio.

I've set up a thread in the Got Issues forum for anyone wanting to comment on these videos.

NS2 Name Reservation

If you worried that you might not get your favourite nation's name for the eagerly-awaited sequel, then fear no longer - we have name reservations. Simply follow the instructions on the link in the middle of your nation's spotlight page and make sure you're using the e-mail address you want to confirm your reservation in your settings.

You can find more news on this with these links:

NationStates News
NS2 Weblog

Also, you can join the discussion about the NS2 reservations in the Technical forum.

Sisters Of NationStates

Two posts in one day! Who'da thunk it.

OMAC Industries, which owns NationStates and is developing NationStates 2, has also acquired some other games which I thought I'd mention here. I'm neither encouraging or discouraging anyone to play these, just sharing some information about the other gaming sites in the OMAC 'family'.

First off, the two Swirve games:

Earth: 2025, a contemporary nation simulator which first rose to prominence in 1996 or so. In it you can build alliances, wage war, and other numerous national management things. They also have forums.

Utopia is more of a fantasy-orientated nation simulator, in which you can be a specific fantasy race (elves, dwarves, etc.) and ally with or wage war against other 'kingdoms'. Their forums can be read here.

The most recent acquisition of OMAC's is a game called Trukz, a 'trucking simulation' where you take the role of a lorry driver, transporting goods from one place to another. Their forums are here.

Trukz was invented by Kevin Marks, the creator of Cyber Nations. I'll let that sink in for a moment.

In other news, NationStates has been, quite frankly, ripped off by the makers of a FaceBook application called Nations. Not so much as an 'inspired by'. It's rather similar to the whole Scrabulous affair (if you don't know about it, look it up).

I'm not aware of any intent to complain officially about the application, and there probably isn't any need to do so. We'll just have to wait and see what happens.

Of Avatars And Paedophilia

Absolutely not in combination though!

I've been doing little NationStates-related things this last week due to RL difficulties. I'm poor, living costs in Aberdeen are high, jobs are ludicrously thin on the ground, my rent's been increased, things in my flat keep breaking, and my loan application for the coming year was pitifully small because the application forms are as easy to follow as a VCR instruction booklet that's been translated from Japanese. I've got a lot of phone calls to make in regards to this.

Anyway, the forums have undergone some more changes, the most immediately obvious one being that not only mods may have avatars now. Is this a good or a bad thing? Well, there's a discussion concerning it in Moderation. For us mods it's another thing we'll have to police, so players should try to restrain themselves from using anything offensive.

Also, the NationStates 2 forum has been expanded to have the same subforums as NationStates 1. This is a strange move by OMAC since no one's actually played the game yet. The big question of course is do we really need two General forums? God forbid!

The Paedophilia thread in General has, understandably, caused some controversy as to whether we should be allowing our users to discuss such a harrowing subject. Last time we had a thread on this we suddenly attracted a number of pro-paedophilia posters who were unnerving and unwanted to say the least, so we stopped that thread in its tracks. This time round, however, the debate seems to be progressing with actual reasoned discussion without users agressively trolling on the subject (both advocation and condemnation) which I'm pleased about. We will not support a thread that devolves into the promotion of paedophilia, obviously, but we see no reason to stop people from talking about it.

To put things simply, we're OK with people debating whether it's excusable to like children sexually, but we don't want our users debating about whether it's excusable to act upon it because it's not, and we don't want that sort of thing on our forums. It doesn't sit comfortably with our policies and attracts people we have no interest in attracting.

I'd like to say more issues are on the way, but until I've got past all the financial difficulties I'm facing, I can't do anything.

OpenId On NationStates

I have to be frank and admit I'd never heard of OpenId before now, but those who do know about this handy internet device can learn more about its NationStates application here. There's also a discussion about it in the Technical forum.

In other news, the forums have some new member titles which has prompted a long discussion. I think the new titles are vastly superior to the old ones, though I'd have preferred there not to be any postcount-based titles and just call everyone 'member'. But the hordes of the General forum probably feel differently.

I've also involved myself with another two small enhancements of NationStates. One is related to the description of a nation's population. Once your population goes over one billion, it's described as massive, when it starts out it's referred to as tiny, and there's a bunch of others too. Well, I thought, since we now have nations pushing twelve (thirteen?) billion, it's high time we revised those descriptors. So I edited the code and sent it off to the admins. If the boss approves, we'll see some new descriptors, and some new parameters for the old ones.

The second feature is something that was suggested to me by e-mail by one of our players New South Hell. It also deals with descriptors, but more specifically the ones following 'renowned/remarkable/notable for its' on the spotlight page. Like this:

The Holy Hippocracy of Sirocco is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism.

NSH sent me a whole bunch of ideas for new descriptors. This was something I'd actually been planning to do for a while because it's a very easy enhancement to add to the game. NSH did all the hard work though, so why not use it? I refined the list and added the appropriate code for the admins and sent it off. If anyone else would like to submit new ideas for new descriptors, I'll be very happy to compile a new list for submission to the admins. Just send me an e-mail at sirocco@nationstates.net

I don't know when we'll see these changes. Keep an eye out.

OMAC Interviews Max Barry

Check it out: http://blog.nationstates2.com/2008/07/q-and-a-with-ma.html

In other news, the world page buggered up today because the 'featured region' feature glitched. The randomly chosen region that turned up was deemed inappropriate, so we renamed the region causing a giant error message to distort the page. Ah, c'est la vie.

More Forum Work

The changes to the forums are becoming more obvious now with the introduction of ads right in the middle of every single thread. I'm using a Firefox browser which blocks ads, so I'm not affected too much, but of course there're a lot of people who are. Here's some threads where the new changes are being discussed:

Wilgrove's NSG thread
Chaotic Nightmare's Technical thread
Rambhutan's open letter to OMAC

The general consensus is that the ads are obnoxious and in-your-face, interrupting the narrative flow of threads, especially the ones in the roleplay forums. But if we're going to have OMAC pay for the expensive hosting of NationStates and its forums, not to mention the development of NationStates 2, then I think it's something we're going to have to put up with. Oh, and the ads sometimes link to very inappropriate material. If you see any of these ads, please report them to Jolt.

If you really can't bear the ads then download the Firefox browser here.

NoScript and AdBlock are the best add-ons for blocking online adverts I am told.

Finally on the subject of changes to the forums, if anyone has anything to suggest to the Jolt admins about what they'd like on the forums, or are coming across any bugs, then I recommend this forum: Suggestions/Bugs/Feedback

Feel free to comment your opinions on this blog too, I rather miss knowing that anyone reads this thing.

Remember that many changes are forum-wide and can't actually be forum-specific, like the member titles. You know, the annoying descriptors like 'Pimp' and 'Honorary Spam Forum Owner'. Any changes to those happen to all of Jolt's members, not just us. So remember that what you want may not be possible.

Also, NationStates 2 now has its own great big forum for everyone to have fun with, as I subtly mentioned in my last post.

In other news, two of the seven new World Census rankings have appeared, which I'm pleased about. For those who missed them, they were 'Laxest Drug Laws' and 'Most Godforsaken'.

There is also a new issue.

Forum Work

There's been a little rejigging of the forums. At the bottom of the screen is a list of all players viewing forums, a counter of how many are viewing each individual forum, and even those viewing the same thread as you. It's quite nostalgic, reminds me of the pre-Jolt days, though the mods' names aren't green this time. We're just plain black. Like civilians. Ah, I jest. Thread displays are now a bit more customisable, and you can send little messages to forum users directly by clicking on their names in the forum. You can even befriend them. Aww. I have a feeling that, as a mod, being able to receive messages directly from anyone clicking my name on the forums may either be really useful or bane of my thread-prowling life. But I survive well enough with the same sort of thing happening on NationStates with telegrams. Out of all the mods, I'm the one with a link to my nation strewn about the site most. Now, moving on, the NationStates 2 forum is missing... oh my god, it's gone! It's the end of days! What will we do now?! Oh, wait. There it is. In a new home.

If you want to discuss these latest developments, check out this thread by Ifreann.

New World Census Rankings

After some brainstorming I designed some new world census rankings for possible addition to NationStates. I am pleased to announce that [violet] has coded (and enhanced) most of these and put them in for me. So keep your eye on the World page. There are seven new rankings that could crop up any day.

General Forum Purge

At some point in the near future, a great whopping bunch of posts and old threads are going to be excised from the General forum. So if there's anything you want to save then direct your attentions to these threads:

Tell us which threads you want archived here.

Comments and discussion goes here.

In other news:

I did a quick tally and I have edited 113 issues and written 4. So out of the 230 issues NationStates has at the time of writing, I'm responsible for over half of them. Go me!

Behold: The Tourism Industry!

About five weeks ago, I went through all the old issues fixing as many typos and bugs as I could find (I'm 99.99% sure I found all the bugs) and on top of that, added a new feature to the game. It's only recently that players have noticed the new feature which is, of course, a new industry. Yes, along with the other seventeen industries, NationStates now has a tourism industry which is a very important business in many parts of the world today. I reckon this addition will maybe make players think twice before choosing particular options...

There is no World Census ranking on the tourism industry yet, but there will be soon. In the meantime, if you have any requests for other World Census rankings you'd like to see then send me an e-mail, telegram, or whatever and I'll consider it.

In other news, in startling (and slightly maddening) contrast to my own failure to garner any interest in an NS meet, the New York NationStates Meet is progressing in leaps and bounds. If you're in the area, check it out.

Oh, and I've put a new issue into the game, NationStates' two hundred and thirtieth no less. Enjoy!

Issue #229 Is In The Game

Managed to set aside some time to put a new issue into the game. Enjoy!

The NS2 Beta Is Here!

As of Monday, the beta for NationStates 2 has launched, and I'm afraid that's pretty much all I'm allowed to say on the subject, except that there's a post about it on the NationStates 2 blog.

I've had a grand total of zero replies on the Scottish NS meet so I'm thinking it's not going to happen. It's a shame but I guess everyone lost interest.

This is also the blog's three hundredth post. Not bad.

NationStates 2 Beta Approaches...

I think everyone's excited about the latest post on the NationStates 2 blog. Those fortunate individuals chosen to be testers should remember how privileged they are and not leak information to anyone, and those who aren't testers should be responsible enough not to hassle those who are for details.

Moving on, to those interested in the Scottish NS meet I have sent telegrams so please reply. Anyone interested should let me know what time would be best for them (from 27th July onwards to August) and where would be best for them (Aberdeen, Dundee, Glasgow, or Edinburgh). Also I'd like to know where you would be prepared to go to if your favoured city is not ultimately chosen.

Those who frequent the World Assembly will notice two changes. There is no longer a Bookkeeping category and there is no [repeal this resolution] button on the first WA resolution by Maxtopia.

In regards to the first change, I thought it was high time we removed it because we never came to any agreement as to what the Bookkeeping category should cover and so we've just been deleting any proposals submitted under that category. This is both a waste of our time and highly confusing for our players. Perhaps at some later date we'll reintroduce the category but only when we know what it's for.

The reasons for the second change is rather obvious, we can't let the resolution founding the World Assembly be repealed because that would completely undermine an entire section of the site and a great big chunk of the gameplay. We were never sure what we'd do if everyone had voted against the resolution to begin with, but thankfully that didn't happen. Before now we'd been deleting these repeals which, again, was a waste of our time and confusing for the players.

A lot of people have been complaining of problems with the forums. All I can say is bear with us for a while: we're hoping to have it resolved soon.

Possible NationStates Meet In Scotland

I've decided that since we've had all the UK NationStates meets in England, to which is too far away for me to travel, it would be prudent to organise my own Scottish one. So, anyone interested should check out this thread and let me know if you'd be willing to come. Once we've got a sizeable number of people (anything bigger than three would be good enough I think) we can start deciding the all-important where-and-when of things.

OMAC Buys Jolt

Gadzooks! I, along with everyone else, was very surprised to hear about the sudden takeover of our forum hosts by the people developing NationStates 2. Either OMAC have much more investment than I previously suspected or Jolt was much cheaper.

So what does this mean?

Well, it explains why there was no hurry to go shifting our forums somewhere else because they're exactly where they're supposed to be. It also means we should see the improvements we've long been waiting for - better controls, better interface (i.e. one that works) and at long last we should be able to free up all the old account names so that players can create nations with the names they want instead of being told that they were reserved by someone who maybe played for a few days many years ago.

If we do get this then all nations that died more than a year ago and weren't deleted by moderators (too much potential for confusion) will have their names unreserved. That was the old plan anyway, things may be changed this time around, we'll just have to wait and see.

The second big change we've all seen is the great big advert at the top of the screen, and obviously I'm not talking about the ads for Max's books. Some may see this as a sad departure from the whole ethos NS had as this wee site created by an author wanting to sell his books without the usual corporate influence, but NationStates is expensive to host and it's perhaps surprising that this hasn't happened before now.

Just remember that the ads are about cost limitation, not turning NS1 into some sort of money-making machine. I think if we were given the choice between a pay-to-play NationStates 2 and a free NationStates 2 with some adverts (which will probably/hopefully become a bit more targeted at some point - I think we've all seen 'The Naughty Button' whatever that is) then most would pick the latter.

In other news, my computer has collapsed again and if I can't get it fixed I'm going to have to wait until autumn before I can (possibly) get a new one. All in all this means I will have less time to moderate and edit issues. It also means that I can't come on to IRC. Sorry 'bout that. In the meantime, I've put a further three issues into the game. The whole 'save up a bunch and then release' thing will just have to wait for another time. Enjoy!

Hyperlinks For All And Sunder

Hello, working on plenty of new NationStates issues, about ten in all, three of which are just about completed, only requiring some fine tuning. I'm really quite pleased with the haul I've got from this batch. I'm going to save them all up and release them in one go rather than let them go one by one like I usually do. Why? Just 'cos.

Yesterday we got hit by a spammer who went wandering round some of NationStates' larger regions leaving obscenely long spam messages, but that's been sorted now. We then had our tasklist spammed. Apparently we're all gay.

Anyway, got some interesting links for you guys and gals:

An Amazing Regional Map of the International Democratic Union courtesy of Domnonia. It's really quite an impressive piece of fictional cartography.

Blast's Vexillogical Shoppe courtesy of Jeuna who's taken place of 1 Infinite Loop as the benevolent flagmaker, dispensing his art to those who do not have the wherewithal to create their own.

A potentially interesting discussion about NationStates on mobile phones can be found in the Technical forum. I'd like to see what people think about that.

The World Assembly is voting on its first repeal just two months after being founded. I'll try not to get emotional.

If you're ever stuck for ideas on issues, check out this site: WikiLeaks.org

This site is just brimming with government corruption, and shady dealings. Perfect for budding submitters of the next daily issue.

Finally, if anyone reading has ever wanted to watch someone play Castlevania while relating pithy discourse, then check out the video series 'Let's Play Castlevania' produced by our very own GMC Military Arms.

Code Fixes

Some people will occasionally notice that no matter how hard they try they just can't get their economic freedoms to go up, or they can't get their nation to change category, or whatever. Well, I think I may have your salvation, though I wouldn't bet on it.

Over the years, some issues code has slipped in that was faulty and some that has now become defunct. The problem was that these bits of code would get stuck in a nation and then stay there with no way for the player to get rid of it. To put it simply: if your nation got a faulty bit of code that, say, lowered economic freedom, then you'd never be able to raise your freedoms much afterwards. You'd be able to raise them somewhat, but that bit of code would still be dragging them downwards.

But no longer! I compiled a list of the code and handed it over to Pythagosaurus who has done some magic and created an automated system for dispelling the code. When a nation logs in, all the faulty code will be wiped (if present). Eventually, NationStates should be free of all of it and that will be cause for celebration.

A side-effect of the purge is that many nations, particularly older ones, may see their freedoms suddenly spring up or plunge. Don't worry! It's all part of the healing process. After this, your nation will be untarnished and you'll be able to mould your nations to a much more successful degree.

Many thanks goes to Pythagosaurus for making this possible!

NationStates Advertising Board

While region-browsing I came across a rather interesting little region called the NationStates Advertising Board.

If you want to advertise your region but can't be bothered with the tedious (and frankly obnoxious) spamming of the feeder regions then you should definitely check this place out.

Issues Spring Cleaning

I've recently gone on a massive undertaking: going through ALL issues and giving them a small do-over. Fixing typos, clearing up stats, adding new ones here, different ones there, and, in the case of the beauty pageants issue, adding a whole new option. Because when I originally edited it all those years ago, I forgot to include an option that actually supports beauty pageants. Whoops.

Anyway, that's not the exciting news. Last time when I was going through all the old issues, I was doing so to add unemployment ratings to NationStates. So if you ever see a world census on highest unemployment ratings in the world, that was me.

This time I'm added two new things. One of them you'll never know about because it's to do with something I can't even properly explain to someone who isn't a mod. The second thing however is something I've wanted to add to the game for ages and at last those plans have come to fruition. Some people may notice it sooner, but it's only going to become properly visible in a few months.

In other news, there's a new blog post for NationStates 2 up where you can make suggestions for the user interface if you want.

Oh, one last thing. Look out for the special 200th issue which was previously unattainable because of a typo in the validity code. Whoops again.

The Editing Floor

I have founded a new region called The Editing Floor.

I decided it was high time there was a region out there for discussing daily issues in and by gum, I wanted to be part of it.

There's no password, all are free to join, be you an active participant or a passive observer.

Catching Up With Issues

That's the last backlog of issues completed.

The batch we're working on now extends from the 24th of May 2007 to the 24th of May 2008. Good luck everyone!

There have been exactly 1223 issue submissions this last year. Time to have a look at them...

Ideology Testing Inc.

In my travels around NationStates regions, I happened across one called Experiments which was run by some players who were messing about with the effects of issues.

Obviously I was intrigued.

So after some chit-chat I asked if New South Hell would mind writing up his findings and thoughts as an article for this blog which I'm glad to say he did. So, here it is, a probe into the ideologies of NationStates.

Small note before reading on: for some reason when copy/pasting there were formatting errors which I don't know how to fix which have broken some of the paragraphs up slightly. Not a big problem, but there you go.

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IDEOLOGY TESTING INC.
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This is a description of the NS region called Ideology Testing Inc.
I set it up for exploration of the NS issues system by means of
ideologically-based states. I started with the 10 government style
choices presented by NS during nation creation, and then added 4
(later 5) more styles that seemed to me to be missing from the
original set of ten.

Since the region was created, it has developed some internal geography

and geopolitics, primarily because it was fun to work out. In this
writeup, I will describe the ideologies, present a map of the region,
and discuss some of the geopolitical issues.

Each nation in the region has a name like "ITI X Extremist". The
single letter following ITI is a mnemonic for the ideology, often but
not always the initial letter of the ideology. Having a single
character mnemonic is very useful in shortening regional descriptions,
tables, summaries etc. After the mnemonic letter is the official
(adjectival) name of the nation ("Extremist" in the example above.)

First, the 10 NS nation creation ideologies:

Sensible (M for Moderate) - Those poor souls trapped between
Conservatism and Liberalism, believing in both fairness and
propsperity, torn between giving the bum on the corner food stamps and
telling him to get a job. The Sensible state wanders between
Inoffensive Democracy, Liberal Socialism and NY Times Democracy.

Liberal (L) - Believers in equality, diplomacy and selected liberties.
The Liberal state oscillates between Democratic Socialism (Liberal or
not), and Scandinavian Liberalism.

Conservative (C) - Believers in enterprise, chastity and selected
liberties. The Conservative state meanders between Moralistic and
Inoffensive Democracy.

Compassionate (S for Sensitive or Socialist) - Modern trendy liberals,
more interested in diversity and the environment than trade unions and
free speech. The Compassionate state equivocates between Democratic
Socialism (only rarely Liberal) and Scandinavian Liberalism.

Oppressive (O) - Played as a militant theocracy, whose tenets include
vegtarianism and polygamy. (While I don't know of any militant
vegetarian religions active at this time, dietary rules have always
been de rigeur, and so it doesn't seem all that far-fetched.) The
Oppressive state is pretty much a Psychotic Dictatorship, though it
occasionally softens into Iron Fist Consumerists.

Corrupt (B for Business) - Played as a state ruled by money, where
anything is available for a price. The Corrupt ideology is one of
three in the region which is neither democratic nor dictatorial, and
which simply dismisses questions about voting. It has a Parliament
and holds elections, but they're more important for the bank accounts
of the legislators than for the state of the nation. The Corrupt
state wavers between Capitalist Paradise and Compulsory Consumerist
State. It is by far the wealthiest state in the region.

Libertarian (F for Free) - Believers in unfettered liberty and
capitalism and, since these are Heinleinian Libertarians, a strong
military. The Libertarian state is an Anarchy, until it reaches that
point in its life cycle when it abolishes copyright, and becomes a
Civil Rights Lovefest for the rest of its days.

Anarchic (A) - Left libertarians, and the second non-democratic,
non-dictatorial regime. Let's face it - anarchism makes no sense
whatever. If you wanna protect the poor and downtrodden from the
strong and rapacious, how you gonna accomplish that without a
government? Almost all of the other ITI ideologies have been used
successfully throughout history, admittedly sometimes at great human
cost. But the closest you can come to a real-world anarchy is the
hellhole of Somalia, and I don't think that's exactly what the
proponents of anarchy have in mind. Never mind all that, in NS
anarchy works. But the Anarchic state is never an NS Anarchy, because
of its "strong anti-business policies". It's pretty much a Civil
Rights Lovefest, all the time. Take that, Somalia.

Evil (E) - The Evil ideology I play as Communists. Anti-capitalism,
anti-freedom, anti-God. But there's this little problem. NS doesn't
understand that when the state and industry are one, a pro-industrial
policy is not exactly a pro-business policy. And so the Evil state is
normally Iron Fist Consumerists rather than a Psychotic Dictatorship.
I've seen it spend brief periods of time as a Corporate Police State.

Psychotic (P) - The Psychotic ideology is not really an ideology -
it's a state of mind. It has no fixed beliefs, other than hatred of
Democracy. One moment it will make nudity mandatory, and the next
outlaw streaking. You would think the Psychotic state would be an NS
Psychotic Dictatorship, but you'd be so, so wrong. Apparently
insanity is good for business. The Psychotic state dithers between
Corporate Police State and Compulsory Consumerist State, with
occasional stopovers in Iron Fist Consumerists and Father Knows Best
State.

Then, we have the following other ideologies, which I have added.

Aristocratic (I for Imperial) - Played as a state of medieval
aristocrats, more or less lost in the modern world. The third
non-democratic, non-dictatorial ideology. The Aristocratic state
drifts all over the NS government spectrum, but is most frequently a
Corporate Police State or a Compulsory Consumerist State. Which is
really ironic, since the barons look down on the CEO's as little
better than the peasantry, people who deserve a big lesson in
humility if only they could afford to give it.

Technocratic (T) - This is government by the regulars on Slashdot.
Pro-liberty, anti-business, pro-environment and, above all,
pro-technology. A more practical blend of liberalism and
libertarianism than anarchy. Undecided between Scandinavian Liberal
Paradise, Left-Leaning College State and Left-Wing Utopia.

Populist (R for Redneck) - A liberal caricature of conservatism:
nationalistic, fundamentalist, xenophobic and poorly educated.
It's probably insensitive of me to offer such an ideology, but I don't
think I'm any harder on the Populists than I am on the Compassionates.
I try to be an equal-opportunity offender. The Populist state varies
between Inoffensive Democracy, Moralistic Democracy and, believe it or
not, Democratic Socialist.

Fascist (V for Vicious, or perhaps Volk) - A very recent addition to
the ideology set. Extremely militaristic, and pro-economy without
being at all pro-capitalist. It's too early for me to say for sure
how it will turn out, but right now it's a Corporate Police State.

Harmonious (H, or W for Wharmonious, or possibly Wholistic) - The
Harmonious ideology is a blend of all the others. It decides each
issue the way a plurality of the other ideologies decide it, with a
tie-breaking procedure I won't go into. The H Harmonious state was
based on the ideology set before I added Fascism; the W Harmonious
one is post-Fascist. Adding Fascism really made the Harmonious
ideology much darker. The H lands are a pretty good place to live,
the W ones less so. The Harmonious state alternates between
Inoffensive and New York Times Democracy. It's too early to know how
the Wharmonious state will turn out in the long run, but so far it's
mostly been a Corrupt Dictatorship or a Father Knows Best state.


The order of ideologies above is canonical. A useful mnemonic for
remembering it (should you find some reason you need to) is:

Mary Lovingly Cooked Some Outrageously Bloody Fowl (After Entirely
Plucking It) To Revolt Vegetarian Wimps


The ITI region contains two nations that are not ideologies.
Because they are not true ideologies, they're a bit out of place,
but I've become fond of them anyway. Note that their positions on
issues have no effect on the decisions of the Harmonious states.
These last two nations are as follows:

Nasty (N) - This is a dystopia, a government which decides issues in
order to inflict the greatest amount of unhappiness on its people.
It has elements of all the tyrannies in the region. Sometimes it is
atheist, and sometimes fanatical, whichever hurts more. Similarly, it
sometimes drives away business in the interest of poverty, and
sometimes instead allows foreign corporations to enslave its citizens.
It somewhat resembles the Psychotic state, but sometimes the Psychotic
state will make bizarre decisions that actually improve its residents'
lives, like flirting with pacifism. The Nasty state never makes such
mistakes. So far, the Nasty state has been a constant Psychotic
Dictatorship, though an older nation of mine with much the same
mission has occasional moments of Corrupt Dictatorship and Iron
Fist Consumerist to prevent monotony (and allow its population
the miserable experience of shattered hope).

Pleasant (G for Good or Grand) - An opposite to the Nasty state, but
not a utopia. A utopia would be hard to do, and would require deep
thinking about which of several states of the world is better. I
imagine that, while I'm capable of imagining a government that
virtually everyone would agree was wretched, coming up with one that
most everyone found admirable is a different story altogether. Just
asking the question of whether its economy would be a welfare state or
laissez-faire is probably enough to start fistfights. So the Pleasant
state is something immensely easier. It is a government which decides
issues based on the immediate happiness of its people, the future be
damned. Questions like "how will we pay for it?" or "what if the
police abuse their authority?" or "don't you think an army might be
a good idea?" are not to be asked. My mental image of the Pleasant
state is that it is a sleepy Pacific island, where the citizens spend
most of their time snoozing, playing the guitar and making love to the
tourists. The Pleasant state has spent most of its existence as
Liberal Democratic Socialists, with occasional vacations as a New York
Times Democracy or Civil Rights Lovefest.


Here is a map of Ideology Testing Inc. I wish it were a real map,
with nice colors and real borders, but unfortunately I have no artistic
talent.

(Editor's note: I've fancified it a little from being ASCII art with my own brand of No Real Talent. Hooray for MS Paint! -- Sirocco)



The map was derived from data on how often two ideologies decided
issues in the same way. In general, the states which border a
specific nation are those which most frequently echo its decisions.
My original map was a mirror image of this one, but I reversed it to
make the left and right sides of the map correspond, more or less, to
the leftist or rightist nature of the ideologies. The layout is not
really that different from what you would expect, except that I found
the placement of the Corrupt (B) state quite a surprise, since all the
states around it are honest democracies.


With such a variety of ideologies, government styles and economies in
the Ideology Testing Inc region, one might well expect its geopolitics
to be interestingly turbulent. And this is the case. The region
divides naturally into 4 subregions, and I think it most profitable to
consider each of these areas in turn.

The northern (freedom-directed) subregion consists of the Libertarian,
Anarchic, Technocratic and Corrupt states. Relations are amiable.
The Corrupt state is regarded with some suspicion by the other
northern nations, whose style is to permit all manner of hedonistic
behavior, in contrast to the less open Corrupt approach of banning
these activites and then paying no attention whatever to the laws.
The nations of the north have a history of cooperation in promoting
their common agenda, notably free trade in both legal and banned
items. But there will never be a formal alliance, as neither the
Libertarians nor the Anarchics would consider binding themselves
to any other nation in that way.

Northern relations with the rest of the ITI region are also generally
good. The Oppressive regime considers the Corrupt state to be the most
worthy of destruction of them all, but the Oppressives are far away,
and have considerably more pressing enemies closer at hand. Relations
are quite tense between the Libertarian state and the Conservative
state, due to drug trafficking. Both the Corrupt state and the
Libertarian state find the drug trade quite lucrative, but the Corrupt
state makes token efforts to stop the trade if asked (and will even
shut it down entirely for a while if rewarded with enough "foreign
aid"). The Libertarian state, however, rejects these requests with
amusement that the Conservatives would dare ask them to help deprive
their population of the basic human right to get high, a right which
apparently very many people under Conservative rule wish to exercise.
This flagrantly immoral attitude tends to piss Conservatives off a lot
more than simply pretending to cooperate would, even though the
practical effect is the same.

The western (fairness-directed) subregion of ITI contains the Liberal,
Compassionate, Pleasant, Sensible and Harmonious nations. These
states have a formal alliance for mutual protection and promotion of
their agenda. It should be noted that only the Sensible and
Harmonious states have significant military power. Ironically, these
two states are often felt by the Liberals and the Compassionates to be
only half-hearted in their support of Peace, Equality and Abortion,
and therefore suspect.

There is much angry rhetoric exchanged between the western and eastern
alliances, but in fact relations are not bad, and conflict between the
alliances is unlikely. The Harmonious and Sensible states have
excellent relations with both the Conservatives and the Populists, and
not infrequently act to reduce tensions when necessary. To the
north, relations are touchy between the Compassionates and the
Technocrats, due to Compassionate fears of runaway technology. The
Compassionates live in dread of the day that genetically-modified
grain drifts across the border, and they end up eating Frankenfood
without even noticing.

The one potential trouble spot in the western subregion is the border
with the Evil state. There is a constant flow of miserable refugees
into the Liberal and Compassionate states, giving eloquent testimony
to the inhumanity of the Evil way of life. But when the Liberal and
Compassionate leaders meet with the Evil empire, they are always
impressed by the sincerity of the Evil state's rejection of corporate
greed and determination to bring true equality to its people, and
therefore resolve to maintain friendly relations. Stories of slavery
and genocide are rejected as Conservative disinformation. Because the
Evil empire has very serious enemies elsewhere on its borders, the
western alliance will probably suffer little harm from its blindness
to the true nature of its southern neighbor.

The eastern (faith-directed) subregion of ITI contains the
Conservative, Populist and Aristocratic nations. These states have a
formal alliance for mutual protection. It was formed in opposition to
the Evil empire, but in recent years it has been much more concerned
with the Oppressive state on its borders, especially after their
allies the Fascists gave them nuclear weapons. The eastern alliance is
shaky, due to poor relations between the Aristocratic and Populist
nations. The Aristocrats look on the Populists as no better than
peasants, and nothing angers the Populists more than people who think
they're superior (except maybe for their own citizens who fail to
"support the troops"). The Conservatives have their work cut out for
them trying to remind their allies that they have more to worry about
from the Oppressive regime than from each other. All three states are
heavily armed, but the Aristocratic army is laughable because of its
failure to progress much beyond 18th century technology.

The border between the Oppressive state and the Populist and
Aristocratic states is the second tensest border in the world. The
Aristocrats have to be periodically restrained from declaring a
crusade against the Oppressives, an action which would result in the
rapid annihilation of the Aristocrats, even if the Oppressives'
Fascist allies chose not to help out. The hatred between the
Oppressives and the Aristocrats is mutual, but any attempt by the
Oppressives to intervene in the east would likely be exploited by its
other enemies, and so if the Aristocrats can be controlled, ITI War
III is unlikely to break out in this way.

Finally there is the southern (force-directed) subregion of ITI,
comprising five hellholes of human misery, the Oppressive, Fascist,
Psychotic, Evil and Nasty states. There's no unity here. The
Fascists and Oppressives are allied, and at present there seems to be
a detente beteween the Nasty state and the Psychotics, but other than
that, everyone hates everyone else, and says so loudly. The tensest
border in the world is that between the Fascist and Evil regimes - a
human disaster waiting to happen. All the states have large
militaries (except the Psychotics, during their intermittent periods of
pacifism), but only the Fascist military is modern and effective, a
fact which gives the rest of the south, and indeed of the region,
considerable pause. The Fascists also have the only truly functional
economy in the south.

Apart from the general aggressiveness of authoritarian regimes, there
are four causes of the instability of southern ITI: religion, the
refugee problem, the impending collapse of the Nasty state, and the
unpredictability of the Psychotics.

It would be useful at this point to interject something about the
general distribution of religions in the ITI region. Most of the
region is Christian, equally divided between Catholics and
Protestants except for the Aristocratic state, which is entirely
Catholic. In the West, church attendance has dropped off considerably,
to the disgust of the East. The other major religion of the region is
Oppressivism, practiced in the Oppressive state and a minority religion
in the Fascist, Nasty and Harmonious states. (At one time, there was
also an Oppressivist minority in the Aristocratic and Populist nations,
but intolerance, sometimes to the point of ethnic cleansing, has
forced them to go elsewhere.) Oppressivism is presently in a very
militant phase, and its leaders, both religious and secular, have made
their intent to subjugate or convert the Christian world very plain.
The Evil state is officially atheist, and periodically purges the
overtly religious within its borders (mostly Christians). In certain
parts of the ITI region, but especially the Compassionate, Technocratic
and Fascist states, new age, pagan and occult religions such as
Wicca have become popular. And finally, His Humble Insignificance
Psycho III recently proclaimed himself the Prophet of Psychosis, and
forced his people to convert. It is widely held that there is in fact
only one sincere practitioner of Psychosis, the First Inmate himself.
Rumor has it that the Psychotic ruler has recently begun the study of
Scientology, and the region awaits with some concern the next phase of
the religious evolution of His troubled state. It is however
considered unlikely that the Psychotics' regrettable flirtation with
Violetism a few years ago will ever be repeated, and that cult has
pretty much been suppressed even in the backwoods of the Nasty state
where it had its last hurrah.

As can be seen, religion puts the Oppressive state at odds with
everyone in the region except for the Fascists (who have no official
religion, and tend not to interfere with it) and the Harmonious (who
are unusually tolerant of the aspects of Oppressivism that most
Christians find disturbing). The Fascist toleration of Oppressivism
may well be an artifact of the alliance. It is widely believed that
if the alliance were to break up, the native Oppressivists in the
Fascist lands would find themselves in labor camps the next day.

One of the symptoms of the general dysfunctionality of southern ITI is
the refugee problem. This hurts all nations of the region, but the
worst hurt are the Fascists. Because of the economic health of the
Fascist state, it is the destination of choice for those fleeing any
of the other states (except for those lucky enough to be near the
Liberal or Harmonious borders). The Fascists try to find places in
their society (generally as menial laborers or cannon fodder) for the
refugees, because most of them have a very pro-Fascist attitude on
reaching what they see as safety. But the economic strain of the
neverending stream on Fascist resources has them considering sending
all the refugees immediately to labor camps, even if better use of
them might be possible.

Adding in great measure to the refugee problem is the imminent
collapse of the Nasty state. Its economy is in tatters, its people
are starving, and its army has been privatized. Its desperate people
imagine any other state in the area will be a distinct improvement,
and so they leave as quickly as they are able to make their way
through the minefields. Despite their mutual enmity, the Oppressive,
Fascist and Evil regimes have been holding secret talks about
partitioning the Nasty state among themselves. They have invited the
Psychotics to participate, but the First Inmate is currently very much
in favor of the self-determination of peoples, and vows to defend the
Nasty state's territorial integrity from any aggressor. (It has not
been noted that the Nasty citizenry particularly appreciates His
concern.) If a partition takes place, it will surely be an improvement
in the lives of many Nasty citizens, but not of Christians in the
Oppressive slice, nor of believers of any sort in the Evil portion,
nor of members of "inferior races" in the Fascist remainder.

Not much can be said about the final problem in southern ITI, the
complete unpredictability of the Psychotic state. Most of its ruler's
strange notions have been directed at His own population rather than
against other states, which leads one to hope that He will not decide
that the time is right for bringing on Armageddon with a bacteriological
strike on the Fascists. But hope is a fragile thing indeed in the
south of ITI, and was last reported in very bad shape in an Evil
reeducation camp.

This leads finally to the subject of weapons of mass destruction in
ITI, a problem affecting the whole region. All the states of the
area, except for four, have WMD's, as well as long-range missiles
capable of delivering them to any regional target. The four
nations without WMD's are the Compassionates, the Pleasants, the
Anarchics and the Aristocrats. The Aristocrats are too backwards to
make them, and rely on their alliance with the Conservatives for
protection. The Compassionates are ideologically opposed, and rely on
their alliance with the Liberals to protect them. The Pleasant people
find the whole thought of warfare disturbing, and are likewise forced
to rely on the western alliance for their defense. And while the
Anarchics as a nation possess no WMD's, a surprising number of their
citizens possess personal WMD's, which will definitely give a
potential aggressor pause. Further, it is widely rumored that the
Technocrats have a really terrifying black project, possibly involving
gray goo, and absolutely no one wants to annoy them sufficiently to
find out whether the rumors are true.


I do not know what the future holds for Ideology Testing Inc.
Certainly there are dangers galore, but there is always the
possibility that the vulgarity of the Corrupt, the decadence of the
Libertarians, the hypocrisy of the Conservatives, the complacency of
the Liberals and the indecisiveness of the Sensible may yet overcome
the forces of intolerance, madness and despotism at work in the south.

Attention All Issue Writers

I'm very close to reaching the end of the current batch of issues (the 24th of February 2006 to the 23rd of May 2007). As you can tell, I have some serious backlog. But after a lot of searching, a lot of pruning, and, happily, a lot of triumph (a shout-out goes to Vincon who got two of his submissions accepted) I'm nearly on to the next batch which will probably extend from the 24th of May 2007 to now.

So, listen up: if you've got a great idea for a new issue and want to submit it and have it put in the game and all that jazz then write it up and submit it as soon as possible before I get the new batch of issues. If you don't then I probably won't see it for a year to a year and a half. Possibly even two years if I'm very busy.

If you're stuck for ideas, here's a few issues I'd like to see:

Nuclear meltdown
Slavery
Issues affecting third-world countries

It's easy to notice that a lot of issues are topical for the nations of the Western world, but I'd like to see more issues submitted that relate to problems faced by African governments. Or Eastern European governments. Or Asian governments. Just more issues that lean away from being British or American-centric. Good luck everyone!

Promotions

I'm pleased to announce that Tsaraine and Ardchoille have been promoted from forum moderator to game moderator.

There's also a new issue in addition to the one I mentioned yesterday.

More issues on the way.

Issue #222 Is In The Game

Yup, another issue has come to the end of its long and weary journey through the issues queue. This particular one was originally submitted in September 2006. So yeah, I'm a little behind. It's another nice big one, but it is rather difficult to get so if you do, count yourself fortunate.

In other news, the NS2 blog has a big fat new FAQ to read. It's very exciting. I'm particularly interested about these spies and national newspapers mentioned.

Recently I decided to send my nation around the regions for a while. My first stop was Scotland. Then I decided to visit The Featured Region Followers who all visit the region randomly generated on the world page each day to congratulate them. Why? I have absolutely no idea. Still interesting though, the reasons for nations to tie themselves to others are so varied. You can find a region covering interests, hobbies, political affilations, and hundreds of other things.

The region I'm in right now is NationStates Cook Book where players can share their favourite recipes. Isn't that great?

One last thing before I finish this post. Is it only me who finds the region of Anarchy has an incredibly ironic World Factbook Entry?

Modliness Regained

I'm officially a game moderator again and have been for over a week or so. Why? Well, I've got a lot of spare time coming up. My one exam is on the 29th where I will be performing one of Satie's gymnopedies, a 15th century harpsichord piece I forget the name of, Einaudi Ludovico's La Linea Scura, and one of my own compositions. I'm confident I'll pass so no problems there.

Moving on, there's no need to worry about how this will affect my issue editing. Issue editing is still my biggest priority for NationStates and I've got a few ones I'm looking at right now. True, some of the issues in the queue are over two years old, but there's only one of me. I try my best!

I also discovered an error in one of the old issues' validity checkers which has now been fixed thanks to Pythagosaurus so people who are eligible for it can expect to see a 'new' issue at some point.

Finally, the computer that I got repaired has broken again about two weeks after. I'm going to have to get a new one which will either be a long drawn-out hassle (i.e. getting a free one from the university) or expensive (having to buy one when your average laptop costs two months' worth of rent). So I might not be on NationStates as much as I'd like.

No news on the NationStates 2 front... hopefully there will be some by the next time I post.

My New Niece

This is Johnny, my sister Rufus, and their new baby Maisie May. This is the first new bairn in the family in over a decade so everyone's quite excited about it. People will now go up to me and say 'Wow, you're an uncle!' but I've been an uncle ever since I was born, as one of my nieces is older than me (I now have three in total, and one nephew).

As for NationStates, there has been some interesting things to be read in the blog belonging to the NS2 developers. Looks like we'll have alliances instead of regions. Most intriguing.

NationStates 2 Weblog

The developers of NationStates 2 have set up a weblog to get feedback from the average NationStater, which I think is fantastic. Check out these links so you can register your thoughts with the people actually coding our much-awaited sequel.

NationStates 2 Weblog

NS2 Blog Sticky - here you can discuss NationStates 2 with other NSers (and possibly the developers).

Issue #221 Is In The Game

This is an issue I've been meaning to do for a long time, and I'm pretty pleased with the result. Enjoy!

Oh, and after a year and a half, we have a new Game Mod Olympics, courtesy of [violet].

Way, way, WAY back in the day there was a Mods Academy Awards to demonstrate what the moderators had accomplished. Sadly, this was lost with the original forums before the move to Jolt. Still, we now have eleven archived Olympics that I have tracked down and linked here for your reading pleasure.

Mod Olympics I
Mod Olympics II
Mod Olympics III
Mod Olympics IV
Mod Olympics V
Mod Olympics VI
Mod Olympics VII
Mod Olympics VIII
Mod Olympics IX
Mod Olympics X
Mod Olympics XI

Yet More Cartography

Those interested in map-generators might remember my previous posts and might like to check out these two websites shown to me by resident map-nut, Tsaraine:

http://home.comcast.net/~brons/NerdCorner/Planet.html

http://www.bin.sh/gaming/tools/world.cgi

These are both planet-generators as opposed to nation-generators, but still, I think, of interest.

For more map generators check out this site: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/

NationStates 2 News!

As you can see by the forlorn look of despair in my eyes, my girlfriend attacked me with a pair of hair straighteners with horrifying results. Well, I don't really care that much but I'm glad she prefers my natural curls.

Anyway, the big news that even warranted a telegram from admin to all nations (which I don't recall seeing before), the news we've all been waiting for... NS2 is coming.

Wow, have we been waiting a long, LONG time to hear this. NationStates 2 is definitely being developed and is set for a release date of late 2008 which is amazing. Whether that deadline will be met is a different thing altogether, but we'll worry about that later. There were many nay-sayers, reckoning this sequel was never coming but we now have confirmation that it is. Check out www.nationstates2.net for the FAQ!

World Assembly Building Two Feet To Stand Upon

Well, it's been two weeks since the fall of the UN, so how is the WA coping? Pretty well, I think. We've had two passed resolutions, and the third one looks pretty certain on passing as I write this though with strong opposition. I won't be surprised if it it gets repealed soon.

Still tidying things up a bit, we've stripped the historical resolutions of their [repeal] links which meant that venturous players were trying to repeal already defunct resolutions. We also had to strip the first WA resolution about the actual foundation of the World Assembly of its repeal link because after all the trouble we went to to put that resolution on display, we're not having it undone. Besides, we can't go back to how things used to be because of legal issues.

The only remaining issue is what to do about the new proposal category, bookkeeping. Proposals of this nature have no statistical impact, but as for what they actually cover categorically... we never quite got round to discussing that. So that's what we're talking about over in the WA forum. If you have an opinion or just want to keep up-to-date on things, swing on over. Grab a lemonade.

Finally on the subject of the World Assembly, those banned from the UN may reapply to join the WA, but any cheating will be dealt with outright deletion.

In other news, Reploid Productions has put a new issue into the game, and the mods and I are getting groovy new NationStates e-mail addresses. So if you wish to send me an e-mail about NationStates, please send it to sirocco((at))nationstates.net and I'll get back to you most timeously.

In other other news, my computer is at last repaired and returned to me. Not after some kerfuffle though. After a half-hour-long walk to and back from the computer repair shop I discovered that they'd given me someone else's laptop. By some eerie coincidence another gentleman with my surname had also required his laptop repaired at the shop. So back I went.

That's all for now. My involvement in NationStates will be a bit spotty for the next month or two because of exams but during the summer I will probably be a lot more active.

The World Assembly

Egads and forsooth! The United Nations has fallen!

This was brought about by the real UN who have demanded that our use of its name and flag be removed from the site. At first we figured we could ignore it, because it worked for Saddam Hussein, but eventually we thought it best that we acquiesce to the cease and desist and begin a new organisation in its stead: the World Assembly or WA for short. There is now a new emergency resolution on how to deal with the crisis that you (as a WA member) can vote upon on on the World Assembly page.

Here's some dandy links to where it's all happening:

The official discussion thread of the emergency resolution.

A thread discussing the new world order.

NationStates Moves

This post is a bit late, I know, but since the laptop on which I would usually record my thoughts is currently in bits and pieces at a local repair shop I've been a little out of touch.

So, what's new? A lot as it happens, NationStates has been upgraded, it has reached v1.11! We now have spiffy wee flags, national happenings to complement regional happenings, a 'reports' section for even more rigorous espionage of nations needing watched, and no separate frame for the sidebar. There are RSS subscriptions and players can now resurrect their dead nations should they want to taking a small burden off the mods' shoulders and speeding up the system nicely.

NationStates' move is just about complete by now I should think and now it's just a matter of soothing out the glitches and bugs caused by it. To join the discussion, check out this thread about the upgrade: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=552128

Issue #219 Is In The Game

We have a new issue!

Otherwise, not much happening, at least that I can relay here, so I'll just finish by saying that I am a happy, happy man. My girlfriend moved in and all the possible financial hardships that could have come with it have been resolved. The future is looking good.

That is all.

Flightless Hippo Stuffed Toy

My girlfriend made me this as a present. It is officially one of the coolest things I have ever recieved.

In other news, I finally have internet access at my flat! This will (probably) mean more involvement in NationStates from me. So if things work out alright, new issues will be added to the game every now and again hereafter.

Internet, Internet, Internet

It's been a long while since I posted anything. As regular readers may know (and if you exist), I have no internet access at my flat which has prevented me from doing much in the way of NationStates-type things. What have I been up to? Trying to get a damn internet connection! And at long last my efforts have been rewarded, despite BT (the monopolising, money-grabbing bastards they are) failing to send me the papers I needed to change to a different service provider. I will have access by the beginning of March and I am so looking forward to it. No more two-mile walks to the university to check my e-mails.

On St. Valentine's day I woke up to find out that my flatmate was abruptly leaving me to pay the £130 a week rent by myself unless I could find another tenant in ten days which considering my flat's location will not be easy. On that same morning my girlfriend discovered that her degree had been buggered up by a spectacularly failed exam. All in all, not the best way to start the day off. Not that that's a good way to start any day, but I am glad it was on the 14th rather than the 15th because then it would have fallen on my girlfriend's birthday which would not have been pretty.

NationStates-wise, a few interesting things have happened that I've been aware of. The West Pacific delegate is attempting to accrue 1000 endorsements to set a new record for bloated powermongering. An effort I salute. Good luck to him/her I say.

There are plans for a new forum layout. You can have your say here.

The Most Glorious Hack put his first ever issue into the game and I am extremely proud. I'm sure he'll make a fine editor.

That's all I can remember for now, but next time I post I should have internet access. And you will get to see a most AWESOME NationStates-related photo. Watch this space...

Hello, 2008

Help! I'm trapped in a snowglobe!

It's another new year for the world, and another new year for NationStates which I assure will be experiencing wonderful new things soon. And yeah, that's about as concrete as I'm going to be for now.

I meant to do some issues during the holidays, but what with one thing and another I simply haven't had the chance. Once I FINALLY get wireless internet at my flat we'll see how things go. I plan to do a number of small things (and one big thing) in regards to the game in the near future. Ooh, it is going to be a GOOD year. I can feel it in my bones.

I have recently been introduced to the joys of MSN Messenger (which gives me an error message whenever I try to use it, so I use Pidgin instead - I've looked up every conceivable way of fixing the error but it never works. Quite irritating.). If anyone wants to talk via that network, my username is JBASiroc@hotmail.co.uk, but please don't e-mail me using that address, use siroccothemod@gmail.com instead.

Merry Christmas Everyone

Many happy returns from the Christmas hippo.

NationStates And Facebook

Having read Max Barry's latest post, it occurred to me for the first time that there would probably be a NationStates group on the site and so how could I not join up? I'm not a big fan of social networking sites as such because I'm too lazy to do much with my profile. Still, it's a good way to keep in touch.

Oh, and happy birthday NationStates! NationStates, as of four days ago, is now a hardy five years old.

In other news, I decided to edit another issue for the game on sheer whimsy and it's finished but for technical reasons I can't put it in quite yet. It should be released sometime within the week.

To conclude, here are the salient Facebooks links for those interested:

NationStates Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204519273
Max Barry Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2233898088
My Facebook profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746592156

Still Still Alive

Another photo of my own good self.

Right now I still have no internet access in my flat but when I do I plan to do a number of things to improve NationStates (an honourable goal, I feel).

One: I will add a new feature to the game. I'm not going to say what it is right now because I'd like it to be a surprise.

Two: Add more issues.

So, don't fret! Got plans!

Still Alive

This is a picture of my flat's living room.

Life in Aberdeen is wonderful. My flat is perfect (at least in my mind) and I'm doing a university course on a subject I'm interested in.

But what's been happening with NationStates? Well, I have received news that NSTracker is back with us, and you can visit it by following this link: http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com

I've got to go now, piano practice beckons, so I think I'll leave it there.

To The Deen!

This is a photograph of the Blue Stane which lies just outside the Protestant kirk in Crail. Legend has it that the de'il himself hated the kirk so much that from the Isle of May he picked up a rock and flung it with all his might at the offending building. But in mid-flight the rock broke up and the largest piece fell short of the target. This largest piece is the Blue Stane and it is believed (or at least believed to be believed) that the hollow at the top of the stane was caused by Auld Nick's thumb which can STILL BE SEEN TO THIS VERY DAY...

So, besides the superstitions of my home village, what's up? Well, I can very honestly say that I am incredibly excited because I leave for Aberdeen and my new flat tomorrow! I'll try to update the blog as soon as I'm comfy in my new home, and still too busy to wonder about how I'm going to finance myself without interfering with my studies (ahem: I will accept PayPal at siroccothemod@gmail.com very happily. In return I can... write you a national anthem? That might not be a bad idea actually... hmm...).

Until then: ciao!

Romance In NS General

This is a photo of the North Sea, taken from atop Kilminning Rock.

Two well-known NationStates forum regulars, Allanea and Rejistania, have announced that they're tying the knot which is wonderful and I wish them both the very best. Congratulations!

In other news, even though I promised I would I would get at least one new issue into the game before I headed back to university I have failed to do so, and with the date of departure (24th of August) approaching I am going to be too busy to get it done. But never fear! My new flat has internet access so I should be able to get something in the works after I've settled down. The fact that I have ready access to the internet poses another question however: should I return to my post as moderator? The reason I retired in the first place was because I couldn't access the internet from my room in the accommodation the university gave me. It's a thought worth thinking over and I shall return to it later once I've properly got my slippers by the fireside (or large brown radiator anyway).

Another interesting thing that's cropped up is the current discussion over the diminished number of nations in NationStates. At the time of typing we have 76555 nations which is fairly low, even during the summer months when our players remember there's an outdoors. One result of this is that UN proposals require a lot less support to achieve quorum. The political aftermath of this should be pretty interesting. If you wish to have your say, check out Safalra's thread in the technical forum.

That's all for now. I'll maybe get one last post in tomorrow before I leave for the Deen to say goodbye. Hopefully not for long!

Euroslavia Returns

Yet another edited photo of Kilminning Rock.

Euroslavia, who retired his position as game moderator in April, has announced that he has returned to once again take up his position as a member of the NationStates staff.

Euroslavia originally left so he could focus on his career, namely selling clothes. But eventually he could no longer tolerate his employer who was, it seems, an "emotionless bitch". After leaving his job he was called by both store managers begging for his return, claiming that he was the heart of the store and his colleagues were quitting too, inspired by his departure.

Euroslavia admits to feeling some satisfaction about this.

Asked about his plans for NationStates after coming back into the fold Euroslavia stated "I'm hoping to have new experiences, torturing the peons of NationStates, as well as becoming the NS Mod dictator, and ruling with an iron fist of fury."

Welcome back, Euro!

The Fifth UK NationStates Meet

The picture above is of forum moderator Erastide and former forum and game moderator Tactical Grace. Erastide in front, TG behind.

I myself was sadly unable to attend the meet because it is way too far away. I need more Scots to be interested in these get-togethers damn it! Anyways, there are more photos of the NationStaters who attended to be seen and also an official thread to be read.

If I get wind of more photos I'll be sure to post links here.

Preparations

Another photo of me grimacing into the camera.

I have a lot on my plate right now. I'm going to be moving back to Aberdeen in just over a week which will involve shifting all my things a hundred miles north to the new flat. I'm very excited and cannot wait to be back with all my uni buddies, with a proper housewarming. Lo, I say, there shalt be pizza and films (I'm leaning towards Monty Python and the Holy Grail but I think Ghostbusters might be a good one too). Should be fantastic.

When I came home for the summer my room was being used to store things and I thought I'd be here temporarily so I just dumped my stuff. As it happens, I've been here for a month more than planned so now I'm having to round up all the things that have got spread out, decide what I'm taking and what I'm leaving behind, and on top of that, actually FIND it all under the rubble of miscellaneous junk that was put in my room while I was away at Sidmouth. I'm not sure why they did this as they knew I was coming back. It would appear that my family can only handle the notion that I am either a) here or b) not here - oh look! STORAGE SPACE!

As a result, I'm afraid I will not be able to complete my Cyber Nations article until I'm settled in Aberdeen and also kinda depends on my having internet access in the new flat which is something I'm unsure of. The most I can promise you guys is that I will try to get a new issue out before I head back to the Deen.

Will let you know how things turn out before long, but until then I leave you with this Doctor Who strip which fans may or may not find amusing. If you haven't seen series three yet, don't click it as there are spoilers.

Sidmouth Folk Festival

I'm sorry to say I have no photos of my time in Sidmouth to share with you as my camera is irreperably broken.

I very much enjoyed Sidmouth, the travelling less so. It took me 28 hours to get there due to awkward bus times, and by the time I managed to get some sleep I had become a living zombie, awake for 37 hours. I tried to sleep on the bus, God knows, but it was far too uncomfortable.

I don't really want to go on too much about the festival because I rather doubt anyone reading this will care much. So I'll just condense the experience into these points.

1. England is too hot. I tried my best, but my nose still got sunburned.
2. Almost everyone thought I was Irish for some reason; only two people guessed correctly my Scottish origins.
3. Horny sixteen-year-old English girls love my accent.
4. English ceilidhs are great fun. They're similar enough to Scottish ones for me to fare reasonably well but different enough to confuse the hell out of me. The first one I went to had a very slippery floor and my shoes have little grip. I spent a lot of that one on my arse.
5. The melodeon, though pleasant at first, will slowly drive the non-folkie insane over a week-and-a-half period.
6. Morris dancing is weird. Very weird.
7. I heard/saw a number of musical performances that I enjoyed muchly. Amongst them are: The Spooky Men's Chorale; Toothless Mary; and Whapweasel.
8. When camping in a hot place you ought to definitely invest in a tent with a silvery covering to reflect heat. Waking up every morning felt like being broiled.