First Critique

Euroslavia showed me his first efforts at issue editing today, his cheeks gleaming with pride, his eyes sparking with anticipation, and his grin positively beaming with youth and vigour. Ah, I felt so guilty having to bring him down to the ground as I totally butchered his work with my onslaught of vicious jibes and insults. He hasn't dared to try writing the code yet, but I'm sure he'll master it soon enough.

Still, even after having two options vetoed, the whole structure rearranged, and being ordered to rewrite everything he's still as eager as a beaver in a pine forest so I'm hopeful that he'll turn out something much improved next time. Indeed, I'm sure of it!