Unadulterated Terror

The fear is all too evident.

More issues in the works. Here's an example of one that didn't make it:

Title: alien powers are invading

Description: freak aliens are attacking @ @nation@ @ and are asking for our supply of tolhouze cookies

Validity: not valid for nations without armed forces or cookies

Option 1: "I want to keep my cookies let go kill the aliens." says cookie enthusiast, Ora Ida, "send out our military, we're far more superior!!"
Effect: thousand of aliens are dead and there is no more ozone layer

Option 2: "cant we just be friends." says cookie hater donna donna, "we should learn from them."
Effect: thousands of cookies are gone and there is no more ozone layer

Option 3: "lets just give them our cookies we don't need them to stick around here anymore." says your antiwar grandma danna.
Effect: all cookies are gone no one has fun the economy plumets and the ozone layer is gone