... Remember to rub your feet on the doormat. I say this because the citizens of the region of Hell (hellions?) are generally quite good at ...

Sometimes, while browsing NationStates in the dark, wasted hours of my existence, I notice things which are really quite funny, cool, intere...

Lancre's busy reassembling itself, I am pleased to say. I've ended up being UN delegate somehow, but I'm sure that'll all ch...

I recently decided to take a bit of a break from NationStates because of real life problems, because I was feeling stressed, and because it...

I haven't been around much (i.e. at all) lately because the mouse broke and I was confronted with the horror of trying to shut down the ...

I'm not going to be able to do much editing for a while because the tasklist backlog has become ridiculous over the last two days someho...

Issue Editin' Yeah, it's another Flash animation on Artpad which I have dubbed (uncredited) Issue Editin'. This one is actually ...

Yes, that's right! I've finally got (almost) everything sorted, polished, put in a row, and given the appropriate label. The issue e...

Yes! It's that time of month again! When the teams groan in despair and pretend to be dead when their coaches come rattling their doors!...

When I decided to start writing a blog, back in April, I was often quite stuck on what to write about (not now, it flows like milk from a bo...

If anyone's been wondering why I haven't been posting much this month it's because this summer has turned out to be a real scorc...

Well, as seen on Artpad , anyway. I couldn't resist letting my imagination whirl a little longer on that thing, and have created a small...

I can remember when the idea of putting Easter Egg issues was introduced by Sal, and I was pretty amused by the idea. It was even funnier wh...

Attack of the flightless hippos . A tragic story filled, with horror... love... the rise and fall of empires... and lots of bloodthirsty fli...

I got an e-mail today telling me that I'm responsible for almost all uses of the word 'cuckqueans' on the entire internet. This ...

The new issue batch is looking good. Plenty of crappy ones, as is to be expected, but there's a fair number of what I mentally call ...

The new batch of issues is here at last! It's much smaller than I expected, a paltry 400 issues over the last two months, but it's o...

Everyday I get telegrams asking how to submit an issue, and I almost always reply with the following: "When your population reaches 500...

To pass the time, I've invented some NationStates jokes to tell your friends whenever you want to get a slow, uncomprehending, blank sta...

Ever since I joined the site on the 14th of April 2003 (a day of enormous occult significance in my nation now. It's rumoured to be the ...